stop following me in front
i want to just stop every dude i see walkin around in a tailored suit and thank them. thanks for doin that. sick to death of seein guys in baggy-ass sack-lookin pinstripes. thanks for taking time out of your day to get that shit trimmed up and lookin good. high five.
i warned you about stairs bro
girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period